THE LEGEND OF THE VACUUM CLEANER (part 2)

The festival started and everyone is gay. Balloons and cotton candies spark colors among the busy fairground. Ferris wheel, Carousels and Fire blowing clowns make the front yard of the school merry. The stable in the right wing of the school is already packed with noisy and annoyed horses with carriages and wagons among them. People from all parts of the kingdom donned in their fanciest clothes joined the revelry. And then the “Mayora” shouted with billowed voice announcing the commencement of the “Egg Sucking Contest” as he waved his hand in time for the curtains to open revealing a tableful of Ostrich eggs neatly arranged in the middle of the arena.

Ohhhh… the people gasped.

“I didn’t know that it’s an ostrich eggs, I’ll back out”. One contestant complained.

“Yeah”, me too!!! …. another one shouted.

Oh forgive us… lovely and gay people of Deva Station… the Mayora explained.

It was been agreed among us the elders to replace the normal chicken eggs with ostrich eggs as it’s bigger and not so messy unlike the chicken eggs which are difficult to clean… The Mayora furthered.

And the “Egg Sucking Contest” begins…

Chonabelle grinned evilly at the corner knowing that he would get the title once again. The Mayora called to the contestants one by one and each contestant sucked the large eggs. Slurping sounds and ahhhs from the crowd lifted the people’s spirit and excitement as the contest goes on. Only two contestants got to at least 8 ostrich eggs until Chonabelle was called. Chonabelle sucked at least 16 ostrich eggs, but still, he manages to smile and laugh to the crowd even if he cannot breath. He feels bloated and carried out an arrogant bow.

Finally the twin’s names were called, of the gay twin only Susan Mae went to the middle of the arena to suck the eggs. Nervously clad in his Fuschia Pink empired cut dress, Susan Mae reached for the huge eggs and started to suck each one. The crowd went silent, only Susan Mae’s slurping can be heard among the restrained breath of the spectators.

Slurp… Slurp… Slurp… Susan Mae continues to suck the huge eggs.

From a distant the sound seems like a dubbed gay porn. And to everyone’s surprise Susan Mae sucked her 16th egg and he summoned more of his strength to get another more egg to the dismay of Chonabelle. The crowd cheered…

Suck!!! Suck!!! Suck!!! Susan Mae!!! SUCK!!! The crowd chanted.

Chonabelle turns blue from anger and green with envy. In slow motion Susan Mae sucks the last egg as Chonabelle jumps and run towards the sucking homosexual… He pushed Susan Mae making him swallow the whole ostrich egg complete with all the sharp shells…

At the same time in the stable, sitting invisibly on a white unicorn, Gwendolin with his “Elie Saab” gown is observing the crowd. He is watching over the twins as he knows that the evil adopted sister would do something bad to his favorite gay twins. But she got bored as the names of the twins were listed last on the list. Luckily he brought with him his rainbow colored make-up box. Out of boredom he started to manicures his nail. He shifted and balances himself on the back of the white unicorn to put colors in his left toenails when accidentally he drops a droplet of nail polish to the horse’s left eye. The unicorn of course jolts in pain making all the horses in the stable panic and caused a stampede towards the festive crowd…

Susan Mae is gasping for air as the huge ostrich egg was stuck in his throat. Anita Mae ran to his gay twin. The whole crowd watched in horror as the twin struggles. Then suddenly the bleacher cracks and the stampede of horses came in… The crowd broke in alarm as the animals run through them. From bird’s eye view the scene is covered with dust as people and animals scramble to safety. It took several minutes for the crowd to clear… everything is hazy and dusty. In the corner, amidst the chaos Anita Mae manages to unchoke Susan Mae. The poor gay twin fearfully embraces each other as they watch Chonabelle being dragged by the raging horses.

The dusty scene finally subsides. The crowd was gathered in the right wing corner of the arena avoiding the remaining horses that calmly walk as if nothing happened. Then they, including the twins heard a humming sound coming from the still cloudy middle area of the arena. Everyone is waiting in anticipation as what it might be… Then a silhouette of a figure comes to shape. It was the fairy fag Gwendolin, she is holding a strange device that sucks every dirty things on the floor. The people gasp…

Gwendolin walks toward the twins who look at him as if they saw the blessed virgin mother Theresa. The faggot fairy then gives Susan Mae and Anita Mae the strange device that sucks everything. The twin though confused smiled… strangely something in their faces looks different… they look more lighter and beautiful as if something heavy was lifted out from their sad faces. Then Gwendolin do the hip shake thing and she’s gone leaving a beautiful memory to the young gays.

Midnight… inside a dark stockroom of the twin’s house, the vacuum cleaner weeps.

Of course it’s Chonabelle...


There you are my behave pupils, again tell me the moral lesson about it… and I’ll give you a free vacuum… bwahahahahahahaha