Well… well… well… there you are my neat, tidy and beautiful pupils of mine. Today I’m so excited to tell another story as I woke up happy this morning the fact that I brought a new Italian coffee press last Saturday. And I called her “Angelu”. Of course, Marla is still there though she’s broken already, I don’t have the heart to throw her away. I brought the coffee press because I love the brand name of it… it’s called Windax… which reminds me of the gay word “Windang” which means crazy.
Me, Miss Earth and Miss Frida went to “Sorya” last Saturday to buy Miss Frida’s head set. As I go around the appliance center I’ve looked emptily at the long display of vacuum cleaners and remember that my new Cyberdiva friend Matilda was asking me to write a story about it… so of course knowing me and knowing you, a story formed in my chaotic head.
Okay young homosexual, sit tight and this story is all about you greedy and envious faggots… specially the noisy group sitting at back… okay here it goes.
THE LEGEND OF THE VACUUM CLEANER
Once upon a time in a gay kingdom of “Deva Station”, which is located somewhere in the middle of a desert and between the two large river of Devos and behind a large cliff of limestone and under a foggy skyline in short it’s a very hard to reach kingdom, there lived a young homosexual. He is an orphan and his girly name is Chonabelle. Chonabelle lives with his foster Auntie Mathilda who also had twins. Their names are Susan Mae and Anita Mae who loves Barbie dolls too much and never go out of the house if their clothes are not the same.
As a young gay, Chonabelle has an affinity to sucking things in fact even when he was just a year old he thumbsucks a lot. Even in school he sucks all the pens and pencil he could hold. The twins always keep their pen, crayons and pencil away from Chonabelle as he is very euphoric when he sees those things. The three young gays studied in the same school and Chonabelle being the eldest always bully the twins.
Aunt Mathilda strict as she may seem is also kind. She loves Chonabelle more than her twins which of course makes the other two young gays jealous of Chonabelle. However because of Aunt Mathilda’s overbearing love for Chonabelle, Chonabelle grew up as a brat, a bully and a bitch. He goes around school bragging a lot of stuff while sucking on a cherry flavored lollipop. He is very popular at school because even if he is a brat he had a very tremendous charisma and he always has new set of things and fashion every season making him more of a trendsetter at their gay school. He can almost get away with everything.
On the other hand not as beautiful as Chonabelle the twins grew closer to each other, the fact that their mother doesn’t love them that much. They became more withdrawn and play with each other more often despite the frequent bullying of the bad orphan sister they had. They always play on a pumpkin patch in the garden behind their house. Out of their unknowing, there in that pumpkin patch live a transsexual Fairy named Gwendolin who watched the twins and Chonabelle invisibly everyday. The twins love to sing Mariah and Whitney’s “When You Believe” (the soundtrack from “The Prince of Egypt”), which the dragged fairy loves to listen so much, in fact he made an invisible hammock where he can lie down and listen to Susan Mae and Anita Mae singing. And these go on everyday as the three gays grew into beautiful teenagers.
The highschool is always a place for survival and the poor twins has become the school clowns of course thanks to their devious and bad sister Chonabelle. There were times that Chonabelle locked the twins in the school gym the whole weekend, or sometimes she would sprinkle marijuana on their lunch box making the twins high the whole day and they would walk hand in hand in the hallway singing “When you believe” again and again. Chonabelle loves the pleasure of torturing Susan Mae and Anita Mae out of their wit. This of course seems not to bother their mother Mathilda as she is always busy playing mahjong with her friends in high places.
Me, Miss Earth and Miss Frida went to “Sorya” last Saturday to buy Miss Frida’s head set. As I go around the appliance center I’ve looked emptily at the long display of vacuum cleaners and remember that my new Cyberdiva friend Matilda was asking me to write a story about it… so of course knowing me and knowing you, a story formed in my chaotic head.
Okay young homosexual, sit tight and this story is all about you greedy and envious faggots… specially the noisy group sitting at back… okay here it goes.
THE LEGEND OF THE VACUUM CLEANER
Once upon a time in a gay kingdom of “Deva Station”, which is located somewhere in the middle of a desert and between the two large river of Devos and behind a large cliff of limestone and under a foggy skyline in short it’s a very hard to reach kingdom, there lived a young homosexual. He is an orphan and his girly name is Chonabelle. Chonabelle lives with his foster Auntie Mathilda who also had twins. Their names are Susan Mae and Anita Mae who loves Barbie dolls too much and never go out of the house if their clothes are not the same.
As a young gay, Chonabelle has an affinity to sucking things in fact even when he was just a year old he thumbsucks a lot. Even in school he sucks all the pens and pencil he could hold. The twins always keep their pen, crayons and pencil away from Chonabelle as he is very euphoric when he sees those things. The three young gays studied in the same school and Chonabelle being the eldest always bully the twins.
Aunt Mathilda strict as she may seem is also kind. She loves Chonabelle more than her twins which of course makes the other two young gays jealous of Chonabelle. However because of Aunt Mathilda’s overbearing love for Chonabelle, Chonabelle grew up as a brat, a bully and a bitch. He goes around school bragging a lot of stuff while sucking on a cherry flavored lollipop. He is very popular at school because even if he is a brat he had a very tremendous charisma and he always has new set of things and fashion every season making him more of a trendsetter at their gay school. He can almost get away with everything.
On the other hand not as beautiful as Chonabelle the twins grew closer to each other, the fact that their mother doesn’t love them that much. They became more withdrawn and play with each other more often despite the frequent bullying of the bad orphan sister they had. They always play on a pumpkin patch in the garden behind their house. Out of their unknowing, there in that pumpkin patch live a transsexual Fairy named Gwendolin who watched the twins and Chonabelle invisibly everyday. The twins love to sing Mariah and Whitney’s “When You Believe” (the soundtrack from “The Prince of Egypt”), which the dragged fairy loves to listen so much, in fact he made an invisible hammock where he can lie down and listen to Susan Mae and Anita Mae singing. And these go on everyday as the three gays grew into beautiful teenagers.
The highschool is always a place for survival and the poor twins has become the school clowns of course thanks to their devious and bad sister Chonabelle. There were times that Chonabelle locked the twins in the school gym the whole weekend, or sometimes she would sprinkle marijuana on their lunch box making the twins high the whole day and they would walk hand in hand in the hallway singing “When you believe” again and again. Chonabelle loves the pleasure of torturing Susan Mae and Anita Mae out of their wit. This of course seems not to bother their mother Mathilda as she is always busy playing mahjong with her friends in high places.
However everything changes during the “Annual Egg Festival” in which their school is the host. The highlight of the festival is the “Egg Sucking Contest” where in contestants will battle for the ultimate title of the greatest Egg Sucker. To win the contest one has to suck as many eggs as he can and whoever have the greater numbers of eggs would win the coveted title. Of course the ever evil Chonabelle enlisted the poor twins without their knowing. And of course the people were expecting Chonabelle to win the title again as he is the defending champion of that event...
To be continued... bwa... hahahahahahahah!!!!
2 comments:
wow...bigla namang may bumahakhak sa end, bwahhhahahahahaha!!!!
Pweding pwedi talaga gawing fairy tale books for the kinder bayots ang mga stories moh madamme... a good mix of comedy, magic and horror sha!
Can't wait where this legend brings uzzzz!!! Salamat musical for doing my special request .... mwahhh!
walang anuman miss jase...
abangan ang "the legend of the coffee maker"
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