HOW TO COUNTER-ATTACK SECRETLY

Well… well… well… there you are my vicious, gossipy and envious expectators of mine… Miss Bubbles Cojuangco is in the limelight again in terms of gay gossip these side of Indochina; But nothing really serious… I’ve handled it very well… I’ve learn my lessons very well… as what I’ve said before I’ve had had my share of bad times but mostly good times, or I’m just lucky I guess… and I don’t care.

I don’t need to tell you about this latest buzz of mud slinging and shit throwing, all I know is that am still standing and have a good life, I just paid half of the 2,800 sq. meter seaside hill view state in Southern Leyte. I don’t have time anymore with small little shits, hang-ups, sympathies and overreactions. All I want now is to live in the present as it is precious to me now.

I love myself no matter how many lashes I get from sad, insecure and lonely people who have nothing better to do in life but sit in front of their computers pouring out their pathetic and insignificant rants about their lives in their blogs - within the confines of their rented rat holes… hoping to get sympathy from unguarded people…Such a sad state to be in. The polluted air outside is much more fresh than that stinky hole where cowardness and selfishness resides… have you notice why happy bloggers and informative blogs are much more hit than those who blog about their misfortunes and insecurities… my students don’t like that… don’t we?.... hehehehehe… positive outlook always attract positive inlook.

Mostly I write for fun and nothing else just good fun. I don’t write about other people and demonize them. I write because I feel good with myself, I write because I want to make people happy, I write even if my grammar and spellings are wrong because I love sharing happy thoughts and joy to everyone… and nothing else… I write if I feel like it… Again am not here to pretend that am a writer… unlike someone we know.

Anyway this year ( ox ) is a very good year for creatures born under the sign of rabbits, and am a rabbit… I’m so happy knowing about my future this year, I don’t need to tell you about it as my luck might ran away. I just teach you today on how to counter-attack the people who did bad things to you secretly… I’ve learn this from a very stupid thing that happened to my life a long time ago… I will teach you how to make this people guilty of what they did to you.

Counter-attacking is a defensive gesture when something is literally, emotionally and physically thrown to you. This very good for plastic bitches. And with my tips and advice I’m hoping this will help you in the future… In a sense “lintek lang ang walang ganti”. Remember, Karma is a good thing. Be sure everyone gets his or hers...in this lifetime. You're helping to bring the scales of justice back into balance and restore order to the universe. BWHAHAHAHAHAHA… okay here it goes…

How to counter-attack secretly…

GET MAD!!! AND WALK AWAY… yeah, after you were hurt emotionally by someone or your once close friends. Yes… just walk away… don’t speak… don’t do anything stupid. It’s funny to see those faces fuming with anger and you did nothing but just walk away.

LET HIM OR HER ENJOY THEIR TRIUMP!!! So they felt that they are triumphant? Then let them party… but because you did nothing at all expect them to make the most horrendous, creative and baddest talked about you. I was even amazed by someone that he open my emails and literally printed all my rants and lovemails and let everyone read just to prove himself that am a demon personified … and that’s not all he even wrote to my boyfriend and friends in the Philippines. Hahahahaha… laughing is good you know…. Hahahahahaha…

FOCUS AND RELAX!!! Watch your enemy from afar, just watch and observe how they move around the battleground. Know what are his or her weaknesses and their strong moves.

VANISH AND GATHER INFORMATION ( OPTIONAL unless you’re really into it )… Go back to the basic, ask the people from his or her past if ever you have access. But be careful this might backlash to you if you are not clear with your past too. Gather all the information and choose the ones that are really bad… you’ll be surprised when you know about people’s past. Make that information as your ammunition in the future in case if its necessary. The punishment should always fit the crime. In other words, don't go nuclear over something trivial.

COUNTER-ATTACK NOW… Now you’re ready for a counter-attack. Always aim your revenge where it hurts the most. Go right for the jugular. Do exactly what they did to you… I mean exactly… If they ask sympathy from people to the point of demonizing you, Do that and they would feel exactly what you feel before… after all revenge is sweet.

DON’T BREAK THE LAW… just give them what they ask for… and cover your ass and be sure to cover your track as well.

MOVE ON… Once everything is consummated, move on, its over. And if he or she retaliates again… just do the first step and don’t bother to do anything anymore… let the law of Karma interfere at these point… and from that point watch as things fall into places.

That’s it my students and spectators… Enjoy…

say this to yourselves…

BECAUSE I CAN!!!

MWAHHH!!!!! don't correct my grammar... and spellings...

BACK FROM REHAB

"The thing about happiness is that it doesn't help you to grow; only unhappiness does that. So I'm grateful that my bed of roses was made up equally of blossoms and thorns…

From my great-auntie Miss Lana Turner

Well… well… well… how are you my beautiful expectators, pupils and students. Now that the holidays are over and so out to the past na… AM BACK… FROM REHAB…

I know everyone missed me… I miss you too… My apologies for going away without telling you all my beautiful pupils… and that would never happen again, I promised... hihihihi…

I end the year far away from the chaotic but happy world of partyness and celebrations of the past month. I had a party last December 20 and I never thought that it would be so big. It was supposed to be a small gathering in the rooftop of my beautiful villa but it turns out so very big. I invited like 20 people but the guest just keep on coming that my rooftop tried to accommodate almost to a hundred party animals, 102 people to be exact. I’m so happy I felt all the love in the world… but feeling is relative, that night was very good and happy, but still I felt alone like whitney in the bodyguard…

Then come December 25 and I judged the Mr. Blue Chilli event. The full account is in the Queer Cambodia blogspot. Then after that I came to see my doctor about my nervous breakdown and my gaut. The doctor adviced me to rest and while away for a while.

Then came New Years Eve… and the weather is cold which make my depression so unbearable that I finished four bottles of chardonnay alone on the terrace with “Adele” singing “chasing pavements… ( Should I give up or should I just keep on chasing pavements even if it leads nowhere… hmmmm… hmmm… ) I decided to stay at home on New years eve… sort of respect and tribute to my long dead beautiful sister which by the way is the same age of me when she died… Strangely, it rained hard during that night, a very long, hard and refreshing rain… it started at seven o’clock in the evening and finished around three A.M. ( secretly I smile… rain in new years eve is a sign of abundance and goodluck, which i’m looking forward to… )

The first week of January for me is very uncertain, sort of lost in space... I just stayed at home most of the time and veered away from my friends, Bars and restaurant owners called to me asking where the hell am i… Amigas and friends wondered why I didn’t go to the ribbon cutting ceremony at Toul Kork Highschool… In short I just wanna be alone…

Then come the second week… I went to Siem Reap to take a break… I been to Angkor Wat a couple of times but these trip is different, I came to see The Magestic Angkor Wat during the night… its very fantastic, beautiful and expensive… yes expensive its like entrance to the light show for Angkor Wat is 120 dollars and the dinner is like 30 dollars.
I’m estatic despite the fact that I spent 150 dollars in an hour… Anyway that trip to Siem Reap make me bounce back to my feet again… and these time I’m kicking hot and damn fat…

I don’t know why I always dreaded the holidays, it gives me cramps and headache… It must be because during holiday season everyone are with they’re families and love-ones,
Or it must be because of that traumatic break-up with my former bestfriend, Or it must be the fact that my sister died on New Years Eve… Or it must be because of that loneliness of waiting for someone… That someone who promised to be with you no matter what…

In the end I’m allergic with Christmas and New year celebration… Its traumatic…

But honestly I missed my life as Miss Bubbles Cojuangco… she always had fun...

But now am back… yes am back…